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Fucking Espresso Martini | $14 Ketel One, Mr Black Cold Brew Coffee Liqueur, Press Coffee, Simple. Add Bailey’s Strawberry Cream $2. A Fucking Espresso Martini Shot $6.

Pretty In Pink | $13 St Germain, Prickly Pear, Soda Water, Presto.

Cactus Juice | $14 Madre Mezcal, Xlia, Pama, Hibiscus, Lime, Minaragua. (Sub Madre Tequila by request) “Its the Quenchiest”.

Caught Fucking in the Orchard | $13 Plum vodka, Apple, Triple Sec, Cranberry, Ginger Ale.

On Vacation in Belize | $14 Los Sunday Coconut, Montenegro, Soon Hari Yogurt Soju, Banana, Pineapple, Lime, Tiki Bitter.

“Do A Backflip” Shamu | $14 Gray Whale Gin, Yuzu Curacao, Strawberry, Lemon.

Red Rum | $14 Flor de Cana Rum, Alma Limoncello, Grenadine, Lime, Red Bull Red Edition (Watermelon).

Spaghett | $8 Miller High Life, Aperol, Lemon.

JELLO SHOTS, BABY! | $4 Rotating Flavors, ask your bartender.


BEERS and other stuff

EASY DRINKERS

MILLER HIGH LIFE | $5

COORS BANQUET | $5

BUSH LATTE | $5

COORS LIGHT | $6

MICH ULTRA TALL BOY | $7

BUD LIGHT TALL BOY | $7

PBR TALL BOY | $7

MONTUCKY TALL BOY | $7

DOS XX | $7

MODELO ESPECIAL | $7

805 BLONDE ALE | $7

PEDAL HAUS PILSNER | $8

CORONADO ORANGE WIT | $8

ALL HOP’D UP

PIZZA PORT SWAMI’S IPA | $8

PEDAL HAUS WHITE RABBIT HAZY IPA | $10

EUROTRIP

PILSNER URQUELL (CZECH REPUBLIC) | $7

ASAHI LAGER (ITALY) | $7

PAULANER HEFEWEIZEN (GERMANY) | $8

GUINNESS (IRELAND) | $8

BEACH DAY

PIZZA PORT CHRONIC AMBER ALE | $8

TOPO CHICO STRAWBERRY GUAVA | $8

GOLD COAST CIDER (MIGHTY DRY/ HIBISCUS) | $8

LONG DRINK – OG, ZERO SUGAR | $7

SURFSIDE STRAW, BLUEBERRY LEMONADE | $7

CARBLISS WATERMELON | $7

HIGH NOON MANGO, PEACH TEA | $8

WHITE CLAW BLACK CHERRY | $7

NON-ALCOHOLIC

HEINEKEN 0.0 | $6

ATHLETIC HAZY IPA | $7

RED BULL ENERGY DRINK | $6

WINE SELECTION

ASK YOUR BARTENDER

FEATURED & FAVORITES

  • Loaded Fries (Frites Street Thick Cut Fries with Cheese Sauce, Sour Cream, Green Chiles, Chives, served with Spicy Ketchup) — $8.00
  • Poutine (Frites Street Thick Cut Fries with Gravy, Cheese Curds, Chives) — $8.00
  • 1 lb Bone-In Wings (One Pound of Lightly Breaded Fried Chicken Wings, Choice of Wing Sauce and Dip) — $14.00
  • Chicken Tenders (Four Fried Chicken Tenders, Choice of Wing Sauce and Dip) — $12.00
  • Hummus w/ Grilled Flatbread (Choice of Classic, Basil Pesto, or Roasted Red Pepper Hummus, topped with Parmesan cheese) — $9.00

 

SANDWICHES & MELTS

  • Grilled Cheese (Parmesan-Crusted Texas Toast grilled and filled with American, Swiss, & Cheddar Cheeses) — $10.00
  • Patty Melt (Burger Patty stacked with Caramelized Onions, Swiss Cheese, American Cheese and 1000 Island Sauce on Texas Toast) — $11.00
  • Fried Chicken Sandwich (Fried Chicken, Pickle, Mayo, Choice of Wing Sauce and Dip) — $13.00
  • Chopped Cheese (Chopped ground beef with cheese sauce, pickled red onion, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and ketchup on a Noble Bakery Demi Baguette) — $11.00
  • Cubano Sandwich (Pulled Pork, Ham, Swiss Cheese, Pickles, and Mustard, on a Noble Bakery Demi Baguette) — $11.00
  • Italiano Sandwich (Soppressata Salami, Ham, Tomato, Pesto, Fresh Mozzarella Cheese, Roasted Red Pepper Spread, Balsamic, Olive Oil on a Noble Bakery Demi Baguette) — $10.00

 

SLIDERS

  • Classic Burger Sliders (Burger Patty, Lettuce, Tomato, Caramelized Onions, Mustard, Mayo, Hawaiian Soft Buns) — $9.00
  • Pulled Pork Sliders (Pulled Pork, Pickled Red Onions, Golden BBQ Sauce, Pickles, Hawaiian Soft Buns) — $9.00

 

HAPPY HOUR SLIDERS (2pc)

  • HH Pulled Pork Sliders (Pulled Pork, Pickled Red Onions, Golden BBQ Sauce, Pickles, Hawaiian Soft Bun) — $7.00
  • HH Italiano Sliders (Soppressata Salami, Ham, Tomato, Pesto, Fresh Mozzarella, Roasted Red Pepper Spread, Balsamic, Olive Oil on a Hawaiian Soft Bun) — $7.00
  • HH Classic Burger Sliders (Beef Burger Patty, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Mayo and Mustard on a Hawaiian Soft Bun) — $7.00

 

SIDES & DESSERT

  • Side of Fries (Frites Street Thick Cut Fries, Salt, Pepper, served with Spicy Ketchup) — $4.00
  • Ice Cream Sandwich (Shamrock Farms Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate Wafers) — $3.00
  • Extra Sauce (Please ask your server for sauce availability and price)